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This is why you shouldn't sell characters. It's a glitch. It keeps your characters trapped in a game!

Misty: Dad, we need to talk!

Bolt: About what?

Misty: Chumvi sold her character, aka my puppy for Clawdia, and she was bought by MelCaines!

Bolt: WHAAT!?

Misty: And now MelCaines is going to put her in a game!

Bolt: She was a fault! She was never meant to be owned by Mel!

Misty: WE MUST STOP HER!

Bolt: Let's think of a Deus Ex-Machina while Pongo gets this a-reading.

Misty: Where's a stage?

Bolt: That-a-way! To the left!

Misty: Okay!

One day later...

Pongo: I find no idea why Chumvi would do this! We have to warn her and tell her what she is doing wrong!

Dog Audience: YEAH!!!

Pongo: But then... she'll have no idea what she did wrong.

Dog Audience: ...

Pongo: Let's not jump into conclusions. I know it's quicker, but we have to talk this over before we can warn her.

Dog Audience: YEAH!!!

Pongo: Anybody seen Wrecking Ralph? Raise your paw!

(The dog audience raises their paws.)

Pongo: Everyone? And you know about the glitch Vanellope Von Shweetz? (whispers) Her game comes from Germany.

Dog Audience: DOESN'T EVERYONE?!

Pongo: She couldn't get out of her own game. If Clawdia gets sold forever, she can't get out of her game when it gets UNPLUGED!

Dog Audience: AAAAAAAHHHHH!

More coming soon.

Trivia[]

  • This is a joke fanfic.
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